Wednesday, June 4, 2008

The Evil Twin Meme

I did everything to try to stop this, but it seems my long-lost third-cousin-once-removed has surfaced and posted (how did he get the passwords?) on my blog. He's also placed a block on this post, so I can't remove it...I just have to let it ride. Twadrick was brought up somewhere south of Sausalito, where he was left on the door-step of an assistant professor (MA, PhD w/o dissertation) at a small experimental liberal-arts college. He worked his way up through the ranks, attending Oxford at 9, Cambridge at 11, and The Phoenix Institute at 37. In 1998 he received the Nobel Special Prize for the Most Pretentious Person on the Planet. He now resides somewhere in Yemen where he retains the coveted "price-on-his-head" status.

1. Name the singer/band/performer you are most embarrassed to admit you actually paid good money to see in concert.

I went to see Franciscan Monks perform Gregorian Chants at the chaste age of 10. The eunuchs were quite controversial at the time, and I remember blushing as the acoustics of Glastonbury Cathedral echoed their voices back to me. I ponder, ‘twas it was the incense?

2. Which reality TV show have you watched more than once (come on. I don’t believe you if you say “none,” unless you don’t own a TV)?

Why buy a TV when you have perfectly good entertainment in The Complete Works of John Donne to keep you warm on a blustery day in an academic town where folks play cloak-and-dagger over department chairs? I mean really.

3. Which complete trash novelist have you not only read but enjoyed enough to read more than one book of his/hers?

Joyce. When no one was watching I would hide on the Chippendale love-seat and devour the works of this trumped-up hack. I guess I have a little of the devil in me, because as much as my elders warned me of the intellectual damage I was doing, I couldn’t get enough, even though everyone knows Ulysses is only a thinly veiled retelling of the timeless classic Curious George Visits the Zoo.

4. What sappy musical could you watch over and over and over again?

I just cannot believe that no one has claimed this one. I mean Die Walküre anybody? Move over Mary Poppins, this is the feel-good musical of all time.

5. Who was your first celebrity crush?

My nanny.

6. Who is the most embarrassing celebrity on whom you have a slight crush today?

Stanley Fish, with Foucault a close second.

7. What movie that everyone else and his cousin and even his dog has seen have you never seen?

When I was around 13, every one of my friends went to see a film called Entr'acte. It was the biggest box-office grossing filmof all time for film-night at the Melted Clock Café in Sausalito. Since then I’m ashamed to say I’ve never seen it, but I’ve read every article about it ever written. In fact, it was the subject of my dissertation. At cocktail parties I bluff.

8. What were you drinking the first time you ever got drunk?

41 year old scotch.

9. Which old re-run will you still pause to watch if you’re flicking through the channels and see that it’s on?

Hmmm…..Dobey Gillis? I used to turn the sound down and make up my own dialogue, replacing conversations about the stolen van with revelations on Sartre and Jung. Wait, that was undergrad…sorry.

10. What book/movie/t.v. show that only a fifteen-year-old would think is funny makes you laugh?

Guernica: a Study in 24 Essays and The Complete Works of John Dryden. Anything about malignancy.

Like I said, he's truly a ne're do well.


Emily Barton said...

Hmmm...I have a sneaky suspicion I know from whence the idea for this one came. But that's a discussion better had off-line. Anyway, shame on your Evil Twin for usurping your blog, but this is BRILLIANT.

IM said...

From whence the idea for this one came I know not fair sis. Twadrick has the answers. He loves your blog by the way.

Anonymous said...

your evil twin is my kind of guy

IM said...

I think he'd like you too nursemyra, if he surfaces again I'll let you know.

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