Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Iron Woman/Man Meme

From the always awesome Charlotte, this meme was one of the most fun I've done

1. My uncle once: made me set off one of those moo-cow noise makers in church.

2. Never in my life: have I wanted to conform.
3. When I was five: I went to England and ate chocolate mousse shaped like a baby bunny.
4. High school was: where I met people I'm still friends with.
5. I will never forget: Ryoko.
6. Once I met: Desmond Tutu.
7. There’s this girl I know: who had her back broken in four places, was in intensive care for a week, graduated from high school on time, and became a hero.
8. Once, at a bar: I beat a friend at darts .
9. By noon, I’m usually: pretty much awake and feeling fine.
10. Last night: I tried to relive my earlier days, went to see a band at a venue miles away from my town, rocked, and feel great.

11. If only I had: everything settled.
12. Next time I go to church: I'll listen to every word of the sermon, I promise.

13. What worries me most: abandonment
14. When I turn my head left I see: a crazy over-stuffed bookcase.
15. When I turn my head right I see: a stereo.
16. You know I’m lying when: The blotch between my eyes becomes bright red
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: hating Reagan.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: One of the characters who tried to talk reason into all of the misguided idiots in Shakespeare.
19. By this time next year: I'll be me, but a year older.
20. A better name for me would be: Ian Mitchie.
21. I have a hard time understanding: women.
22. If I ever go back to school: I'll let you know when I'm finished.
23. You know I like you if: You haven't been a jerk.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: Heather
25. Take my advice, never: put a beer-tab in the fuse-box of a Volkswagen in the hopes that it will make the stereo work.
26. My ideal breakfast is: Eggs Benedict cooked by someone who knows exactly how I would cook it, but not cooked by me.
27. A song I love but do not have is: City of Tiny Lights
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: give it chance, a long chance, like about a year, and then realise we're doing the best with what we have to work with, and yourself, move! or not.
29. Why won’t people: stop excepting mediocrity.
30. If you spend a night at my house: do it on a Tuesday, when things are clean but don't still smell of pinesol.
31. I’d stop my wedding for: someone telling me a had a ten record deal with Columbia.
32. The world could do without: cultural assertion.
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: read Ayn Rand.
34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: and/or/all of the above.
35. Paper clips are more useful than: nuclear weapons.
36. If I do anything well it’s: meander.
37. And by the way: I overhauled my living-room today.

Jeremy. Archie, Emily, Danny, all tagged.


litlove said...

Yup, this is a really cool meme. I'm not sure I could answer it, but I'm loving other people's responses!

IM said...

It'd be great if you gave it a try litlove, there are a few good memes going around right now

Emily Barton said...

Mine's already almost done. Will post it soon.

Anonymous said...

That was great, ( how was it that we were more lighthearted hating Reagan that we are now hating Bush?) but at the end, I got confused over the blond question and "all of the above." You surely didn't mean Ayn Rand? Was she blond? linser

Danny said...

I can relate to a lot of these answers, especially #33. And I really like your uncle!

I may attempt this one--glad Emily found the missing entries!

Courtney said...

LOL, I was going to put "my dad hating Reagan" for the eighties one, and I LOVE your lick a cockroach answer...

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