Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Places I've Had Sex (this post is humorous, not creepy, so don't let the title freak you out:)

I was on Danny Miller's blog today and he included a link to communicatrix who did the 8 random things meme. One of the items on her list was a link to a Google map to all of the places where she has had sex. I didn't know if this is somehow a way for her to see the world or what, but it made me jealous for all of the places she'd been and all the sex she's had. (Although I don't know if I'd brag about having sex in Cleveland.) But then I started to think, I've had sex in some pretty interesting places too. Take a look. (Don't worry, its not that bad.)


I've had sex here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here.

I need to remember what a wild guy I was back in the day, can't say which was the best place, those days were such a blur, but I'm thinking the tar pit.

9 comments:

linser said...

I have to say a lot of that looks pretty painful. You're an adventurous guy. Also a lot older than you look.

Danny said...

It's hard having sex on a camel—I'll take the Nuremberg Rally any day!

imichie said...

Lindsay, I'm hoping to join the 29,000 feet club with Everest next year. Better bring extra oxygen.

Danny, yea we felt that those Nazis took themselves too seriously, so we snuck off behind the Mien Kampf Kiosk and made it a party.

Emily Barton said...

Where's the shot of Pluto?

imichie said...

According to NASA Emily, the space probe New Horizons will reach Pluto in the year 2015. I'm not sure I'm willing to wait that long, so Pluto is out.

imichie said...

Addendum to that last comment: although if I'm nerdy enough to know how long a NASA probe will take to get to a planet, I just might have to wait that long.

communicatrix said...

Haha--what Danny said!

And don't knock Cleveland until you've schtupped there.

I'm just sayin'...

Char said...

What is that factory thing? How old are you, 107? Did you have sex with the fish or in the fish or did the fish have sex with you?

Great post!

imichie said...

Communicatrix, yea I guess that's one way to make Cleveland fun, plus there's the R&R Hall of Fame.

Char, actually we had sex inside the whale a la Jonah. Ahab had the right idea! And you were close, I'm 108 and a half.